Nose
Blow Burritos
2
md Tomatoes
1
lb Ground beef
1
pk Burrito or taco seasoning
1
cn (30oz) refried beans
8
Or 10 burrito size soft
Flour
tortillas
2
ct (8oz) guacamole
1
ct (16oz) sour cream
--TOOLS--
Knife
Cutting
board
3
Bowls
Frying
pan
5
Spoons
Spatula
sm
Saucepan
With
an adult's help, dice the tomatoes into small pieces and place in a bowl. With
an adult's help, place the ground beef in a frying pan, sprinkle with the
burrito seasoning and saute on medium heat until it's well browned. Cover and set
aside. With an adult's help, cook the beans in a saucepan on low heat, stirring
occasionally. when the beans are hot, gently combine them with the ground beef
in a clean bowl.
To
build the burrito beaks: Set one tortilla on a dinner plate. Spoon an approximately
one and one half inch wide strip of guacamole dip (rancid mucus) down the
center of each tortilla. On top of that, spoon a strip of sour cream (fresh
mucus). Tightly fold the left and right sides of the tortilla over your
ingredients, then tuck the lower third of the whole burrito under itself,
making a nose shape. With an adults' help, use a knife to cut out two large
holes for nostrils. Gently squeeze the nose.
Sicko
serving suggestion: Instead of napkins, set each guest's place with an individual
size packet of facial tissues.
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